#mind

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"The heart has its reasons but the mind makes the excuses."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"If you want to be sure of unusual thing such as aliens or UFOs, then you have to think about it from an unusual way of thinking."

"As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning."

"You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace."

"Body and soul can never be marriedI need to become who I already am and will bellow forever at this incongruity which has committed me to hell"

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"A solid idea is a firm foundation of a universe construction."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"The body is the outermost layer of the mind."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."