#soul

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"It is the imagination that argues for the Divine Spark within human beings. It is literally a decent of the World's Soul into all of us."

"This look of thine will hurl my soul from heaven."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Be strong in soul."

"Business gives you a massive high. Doing a great deal, coming up with an inspirational solution... It's very addictive. But it doesn't last long. In isolation, it's a bit sterile. It doesn't reward the soul."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"When you give yourself permission to communicate what matters to you in every situation you will have peace despite rejection or disapproval. Putting a voice to your soul helps you to let go of the negative energy of fear and regret."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Love of the world is the soul of the world."