Aziz Ansari

"Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best."

"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that."