#Jokes

"I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would totally object to being some kind of distraught personality. I've never tried to attach myself to that."

"Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best."

"Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude."

"In this storyI am the poetYou're the poetry."

"Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one."

"People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart."

"Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."

"Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

"I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me."

"I make jokes because humor is the greatest healing factor that there is."

"Okay, that one's pretty good,"Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?""No,"Kyra said."Rumor has it, she married him for his buns."Fred burst out laughing.Kyra groaned. "Okay, that was just bad."

"I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often based on some trite circumstance. I don't want to be a part of a show where it's mostly about coming up with the jokes."

"As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making jokes about absolutely everything."

"Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking."

"The gods too are fond of a joke."