Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland

"He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check – big show, I wasn’t!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe. Or even hazel. Either way…wow, just wow. Deer? Headlights? Hi, I’m Ali."

"Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now"as "there's no better time than now."I looked."Bad, Ali!"Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?"