#ex

"Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back."

"To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe."

"Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now"as "there's no better time than now."I looked."Bad, Ali!"Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?"

"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"