Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

"But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, and not chalk up the whole human race as a bad idea."

"We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville."

"I still can't believe,"Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire."

"I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point."