Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

"Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it."

"A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags…"

"Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it."

"I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore."