#clothes

"I’m so shy that if you played “Guess The Mannequin” with me and two mannequins, you’d pick me, because I’m the quiet one. Still, it’s important for me to get out and meet people, even if that means hanging around department stores wearing the latest fashions."

"Logos on designer clothes don't make me feel like I've got a strong personal brand. No clothes make the man. Even wearing no clothes I'm still me."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."

"Fashion is a language that creates itself in clothes to interpret reality."

"Mannequin parts disassembled and discombobulated coming together for a good cause—to sell some clothes. That’s what charity is all about."

"Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?""If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."

"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."

"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."

"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."

"We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both."

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

"There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'""The mood will pass, sir."

"Lingerie is my next love after clothing; I think it is what is worn underneath that really inspires a woman to feel beautiful in her clothes - that inner, secret glamour."

"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."

"The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration."

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"I let coffee drip into my mouth the same way I fall in love—slowly, as I wring out my shirt before going to scrub off the 32-ounce spill. I’m as romantic as a free-refill station that’s out of sugar, cream, and stirring sticks."