mind

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Stuff your brain with knowledge."

"She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which one place to be in."

"The mind of man is capable of anything."

"The highest activities of consciousness have their origins in physical occurrences of the brain just as the loveliest melodies are not too sublime to be expressed by notes."

"Having a body is in itself the greatest threat to the mind... The body encloses the mind in a fortress; before long the mind is besieged on all sides, and in the end the mind has to give itself up."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Being aware is being aware of one's own mind and the games it plays on itself."

"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."

"Losing your mind is preferable to losing your woman, because if you lose your woman you will also lose your mind, and then you’re left with nothing."

"Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it."

"When we do cross paths with people whose beliefs and attitudes conflict with our own, we are rarely challenged."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"It's the mind that sees, not eyes."

"What we believe is heavily influenced by what we think others believe"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."