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"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Despite what you think you know, sometimes your plans may be interrupted. Because you were designed for a purpose. You are on a mission to achieve greatness. No matter what obstacles lie in your path, you will reach your destination. Remember God's grace is sufficient."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"I have more wisdom than any books ever written in history of times, any scripture ever written which you rhyme but this is not my purpose."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"I like trains. I like their rhythm, and I like the freedom of being suspended between two places, all anxieties of purpose taken care of: for this moment I know where I am going."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"The enduring attraction of war is this: Even with its destruction and carnage it can give us what we long for in life. It can give us purpose, meaning, a reason for living."