#Meaning

"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"It’s not enough to have lived. We should be determined to live for something."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."