#Meaning

"I live my life in widening circleThat reach out across the world. I may not ever complete the last one,But I give myself to it. I circle around God, that primordial tower.I have been circling for thousands of years,And I still don't know: am I a falcon,A storm, or a great song? [I, 2]"

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Whenever we proceed from the known into the unknown we may hope to understand, but we may have to learn at the same time a new meaning of the word 'understanding."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."