#Meaning

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."