purpose

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

"If you hang out with chickens, you're going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you're going to fly."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Our sole purpose on this earth is to add value to others. It doesn’t make sense to just exist in people's lives or to be a drain on them, does it?"

"The teachers want we to be perfect (Nobody is perfect, perfection doesn't exist) - if it exists what's the purpose we to be on this planet when we are not perfect?However in some subjects it's not quite, it's not possible to focus and get a better grade than this!"

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."