More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
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