More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."