2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional wo... - Beryl Dov

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."