2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional wo... - Beryl Dov

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."