More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."
"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."