More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."