A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to dri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"Leadership is being the first to put others second. Wait, that’s not right. That’s politics."
"Sometimes a symbol holds more power than the thing it represents. Like the symbol for Thing, the one I created that is confusing and abstract and makes people ask, What is that thing? And I always reply, “If you already knew, why did you ask?"
"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."