A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to dri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
"I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest."
"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."