"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist."
"My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely as I do my stable of unicorns."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"The fragrance of romance is gratitude. Nothing says I love you like saying I love you. Sure, it’s better to show your love, but why not also say it?"
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."