75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t ne... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"75% of my life is spent wasting time. The other 25% isn’t nearly as productive."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"She doesn’t want me to leave, and she doesn’t want me to stay. That’s a double helping of Doesn’t Want Me, and one big I’m Not Hungry back at her."
"I asked if she wanted kids. She said her clock is ticking. I said, That’s because I set it five minutes ahead when you weren’t looking."
"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."