More quotes by James Patterson

"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"They call me, The Sharkalator"
"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."
"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"