More quotes by James Patterson

"If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever"
"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."
"They call me, The Sharkalator"
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."