"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"
"They call me, The Sharkalator"
"Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together."
"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."
"It's been said that love finds you when you're ready."
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."