James Patterson

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

"If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.Maximum Ride, School's Out--Forever"

"A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night"

"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."

"It's been said that love finds you when you're ready."

"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"

"Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together."

"Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?"

"They call me, The Sharkalator"