If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just... - James Patterson

"At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall."

"It's been said that love finds you when you're ready."

"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

"Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!"

"They call me, The Sharkalator"