A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's tempora... - Beryl Dov
"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."