More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"