A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"The heart sees what the eyes do not, and the heart hears what the ears cannot. Sight and sound are vibrations, and so is love."
"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"