More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"I belong, and my penis, it be long."