She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “N... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said, “I’m having the stairs rebuilt,” and I replied, “No need to get sexual with me.” I’m a bring my own elevator kind of lover anyway."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"I’m 33, and an 18-year-old girl called me old. I said, “You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair."
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."