More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm the kind of guy who puts other people first. Particularly if there’s danger up ahead. Now I’m not saying I’m any more cowardly than the next man, unless that next man is any other man besides my clone."
"The storm is coming whether you’re aware of it or not, and whether you’re prepared for it or not. Thank God you have a man like me in your life, a man with a variety of umbrellas for sale in an affordable range of prices."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."