More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"I can’t use my intellect to figure out how to bypass my intellect. Love lies through the spirit, not the mind, and love never lies."
"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."