More quotes by Bill Cosby

"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."
"Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die."
"Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."