"Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge."
"A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal."
"gray hair is gods graffiti"
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."