Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You be... - Beryl Dov

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"