A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and etherea... - Garrison Keillor

"When in doubt, look intelligent."

"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

"A book is a gift you can open again and again."