Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature... - Garrison Keillor
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."
"Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore."