More quotes by Garrison Keillor

"When in doubt, look intelligent."
"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."
"Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore."
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."