More quotes by Garrison Keillor

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."