More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet."
"If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit?"
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."