When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do bu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When you find yourself in hot water, what else can you do but make a spot of tea? I still have a spot of tea on my shirt from yesterday."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."