There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course,... - Lemony Snicket

"There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal."

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