More quotes by Lemony Snicket

"Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."
"Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity."
"If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald."
"There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal."
"All cannot be lost when there is still so much being found"