More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."