More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."