More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."
"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."