More quotes by Beryl Dov

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."
"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."