Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President s... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."
"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."