Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President s... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

"My capacity for happiness,"he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."