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"My capacity for happiness,"he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"
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"Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?"he asked."
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"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
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"What's up?"[asked Ford.]I don't know,"said Marvin, "I've never been there."
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"So this is it,"said Arthur, "We are going to die.""Yes,"said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!"He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?"he cried."What? Where?"cried Arthur, twisting round."No, I was only fooling,"said Ford, "we are going to die after all."
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