Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the qu... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy."

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