More quotes by Garrison Keillor

"The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
"Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore."