Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian... - Garrison Keillor
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"When in doubt, look intelligent."
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
"A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing."
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
"Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore."