More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."
"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."
"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."