More quotes by Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

"Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!"
"It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?"
"I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire."
"What's that?""That's my attack poodle."
"Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut."