More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."
"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."
"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."