"Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else."
"Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems."
"*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine,"but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text."Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book."
"Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else."
"It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians."
"Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end."