Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken thing... - Beryl Dov

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."