More quotes by A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

"A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise."
"Pooh,"said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain.""I know,"said Pooh humbly."
"Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day."
"I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on."
"If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."